omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher
i still dobecause it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.
i was suspended for a week.
this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
accidentally offending a good friend
purposefully offending a bad friend
i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken